Belching Quartet

THE BELCHING QUARTET

Come hear the sounds of the Belching Quartet,

the show of a lifetime, you won’t soon forget!

Morton burps loudest.

Kevin burps longest.

Cliff’s burp is smoothest.

Mine smells the strongest.

You won’t be believing the sounds we’re achieving.

We’re... Hey, wait a minute!

Why’s everyone leaving?

--Eric Ode